Wanderlust

Welcome to my mind.

late night thoughts

kcab-and-forth:

imagine if we lived in a world where instead of falling in love with someone based on worldly characteristics we all knew each other’s death dates and fell in love with the people with the same dates as us so no pair of lovers would ever have to live apart

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via laughbitches)

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

(via im-a-natural-born-killer)

Did anyone notice…

jdisapunk:

thesuperjew:

Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”

Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”

It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence

still relevant

(via im-a-natural-born-killer)

*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend:you good?
*i look up slowly*
me:are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
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